Member of Bills Mafia breaks leg in duel with card table

For no better reason than shits and giggles, one masked member of the “Bills Mafia” broke a leg Sunday after jumping feet first into a rickety table while tailgating.

Here’s a slo-mo video of the act:

Here’s the raw video:

As explained by Deadspin’s Samer Kalaf, the man probably would have shown up for work on Monday without being accompanied by a wheelchair had he jumped fanny or belly first.

Given yesterday’s loss, I’m surprised there wasn’t an uptick in self-inflicted wounds at Buffalo’s Mercy Hospital.