Say a prayer and hope it comes true because Rex Ryan may finally be kicked out of western New York.
According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, the Bills are “preparing to part ways” with Ryan as early as tomorrow.
The Bills (7-7) play host to the equally hapless Browns today and technically they aren’t eliminated from the playoffs, but the chances of that happening are about as slim as me getting into Harvard.
On paper Ryan’s fun bunch has had some success this season most notably a week four shutout of the Patriots in Foxboro, but the Pats, after all, were without Tom Brady. From there the team captured a few more wins but to teams my cousin’s 5U flag football team could have beaten.
The best thing about Ryan potentially getting the can is it would be a two for one special, given that his brother would also be cleaning out his office as well.
Much like those in search of a new life did in the 1800s; maybe Ryan’s should hop on the Lake Shore Limited when it rolls through Buffalo’s Depue station at 11:59 p.m. on its journey out west tonight.
-Dylan Rossiter(@ByDylanRossiter)
